Last night, as I sat down to dinner with my two sons (ages 8 and 10), my 8-year-old Will informed me that, “John kept calling Seymour [the cat] ‘Little Tit’ today.”

Eying my pizza and only half listening, I replied, “Oh that’s nice. Wait…what?”

A little background is probably on order: Recently, when our family was on vacation at our ranch, we played the game Boggle a fair amount. Since kids will eventually learn all the words that we know from some source, it’s my personal policy not to hide the “bad ones” if they ask.

While reconciling our words during Boggle one day, Will asked, “Is tit a word daddy?” to which I replied, “Uh, yes. It means boob“. This was followed by much snickering by the kids (ok, I laughed a little too). I told them it’s not really a word that you should use very often.

That’s the reason I was taken aback a bit by their use of it yesterday. I asked, “why would John call the cat that?”

“Well, you said it meant poop, didn’t you?”

“No, I said it means boob. B-o-o-b.”

This was followed by much snickering by everyone.

A photo of my friend Sean at the beach in Orange County, CA.

I spent some quality time this afternoon making a funny (in my opinion) graphic to put on t-shirts and what-not. Cocoa Touch, Apple’s name for the iPhone SDK that they announced today. You can buy stuff with the logo by clicking on the image.
Note: Credit for coming up with this line goes to Erica at TUAW. I just ran with it.

Mr. Giraffe starts his day by reading the Airpark News

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Mr. Giraffe then gives a short lecture on Mass-energy equivalence

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After the lecture, Mr. Giraffe is feeling very sleepy and decides to take a nap in his office

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To perk up after his nap, Mr. Giraffe gets “hopped up” on Diet Dr. Pepper

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Fully caffeinated, Mr. Giraffe takes on a little target practice

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Mr. Giraffe holds an impromptu house party with his friends in honor of his outstanding marksmanship

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Finally, late in the afternoon, Mr. Giraffe sits down and pounds out a solid 10 minutes of real work.

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