Mr. Giraffe’s Big Day at Work
Mr. Giraffe starts his day by reading the Airpark News

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Mr. Giraffe then gives a short lecture on Mass-energy equivalence

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After the lecture, Mr. Giraffe is feeling very sleepy and decides to take a nap in his office

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To perk up after his nap, Mr. Giraffe gets “hopped up” on Diet Dr. Pepper

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Fully caffeinated, Mr. Giraffe takes on a little target practice

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Mr. Giraffe holds an impromptu house party with his friends in honor of his outstanding marksmanship

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Finally, late in the afternoon, Mr. Giraffe sits down and pounds out a solid 10 minutes of real work.

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The kids were wondering where Mr Giraffe went to. I didnt have the heart to tell them that their dad stole him!
You are such a weirdo!
I am fond of Mr. Giraffe’s gun holster. I wonder how he’s able to shoot without opposable thumbs though…?
He just hits his hoof against the trigger. He can actually rapid-fire like that.
I once saw a giraffe grab a beer bottle and open it with his hoof. It was near closing time at the zoo. He needed a beer I guess. Very handy the hoofs are. Beer, guns, and I hear they are good to run on too.
Josh, you should run your next marathon in hoofs, Nike carries them.
I have long wanted to do this marathon so hoofs may actually come in handy…